The Works & Derps of Jared D. Weiss
jdweiss:

Coming to FOX this fall…

this is about how i feel right now

jdweiss:

Coming to FOX this fall…

this is about how i feel right now

Because, really, who the fuck wants to watch Whitney?

Remember Dinosaurs? Well, this is how their faces worked. 

Nightmare fuel. (LOOK AT THAT TINY HEAD INSIDE WTF??)

Remember Dinosaurs? Well, this is how their faces worked. 

Nightmare fuel. (LOOK AT THAT TINY HEAD INSIDE WTF??)

I think all my days need to end with this.

I really wish I knew where they got it from though.

Almost 2 years ago I was gonna make this big thing where I amalgamated late night talk show hosts into weird blobs and was gonna have a chart to go with it. And then I just never got passed that initial idea (well aside from this Leno/Conan hybrid beast), and for whatever reason included Jonathan Ross and Graham Norton, but not the more obvious Stewart/Colbert.
But now I realize that within that 2 year span this things already way out of date (I just learned Lopez got canceled, which shows how my attention i pay to the whole tv deal now) so, here it is in its unfinished state, untouched from then, and i’m well aware some of the likenesses are off. Enjoy I guess?

Almost 2 years ago I was gonna make this big thing where I amalgamated late night talk show hosts into weird blobs and was gonna have a chart to go with it. And then I just never got passed that initial idea (well aside from this Leno/Conan hybrid beast), and for whatever reason included Jonathan Ross and Graham Norton, but not the more obvious Stewart/Colbert.

But now I realize that within that 2 year span this things already way out of date (I just learned Lopez got canceled, which shows how my attention i pay to the whole tv deal now) so, here it is in its unfinished state, untouched from then, and i’m well aware some of the likenesses are off. Enjoy I guess?

Further proof that muppets make everything awesome, even things that were already awesome to begin with. Can ya dig it?

Covering the serious issues, Barbara. Making turtles cry.

You cannot beat us.

Doop tub.

Doop tub.

SWEET REPTILIAN JESUS!!!

SWEET REPTILIAN JESUS!!!